Future Gold Medalist

My three year old started taking private swim lessons this week. She was three feet tall at age two, nice wide shoulders, so naturally, we've already planned her future as an Olympic swimmer. We'll settle for professional goalie of the Women's US team too, she's just too young to start soccer. I intend to keep her in that pool long past the "prune" stage, have her tread water for a good 30 minutes each day, you know, start her out slow.

I can't tell if she's swimming away in fear...nah, just keep swimming, you'll be Natalie Coughlin in no time.

(Disclaimer: the above is what's known as sarcasm.)